i drove…i saw…i panicKed…!!!

Now…today was the D-day…for my driving thingy…well, drive I do know how to…but we’re talking about this place…Cochin!!! OMG!!! You see, this is the place where nothing is ever driven, everything flies ‘ere. You will see the cycles going…vrrrroooommmm…as if they are all ferraris, don’t forget the auto, they think they are the Beemers, well, they twist and turn their vehicle so very much, one might think, is it really what it is. Pretty confusing world. Coming to the buses. They ain’t bad. They’re DEVIL INCARNATES!!! They ‘fly’ as there is no tomorrow ( which is true for the rest ) Now, I’m pretty sure, that take these bus drivers to hell, satan sure will have some serious competition, may be even give up. Loser’s with a capital ‘L’. byah!!!
Well anyways, the dude, who’s gonna be with me and observe me driving, just popped up from nowhere (I really gotta learn how to do that, will be useful,hmmm… ) and asked me, if I could start off now. The almost always, brave and ever ready daredevil alter-ego ‘o mine, answered, “Sure, be out in a moment”. Now would you believe the nerve of that dude (my alter-ego that is! ).
Now, jumped into the drivers seat (that again was my alter-ego), now, when do we talk about me ‘ere (oops! sorry…getting distracted pretty easily today! wonder if it has to do with that pretty girl i saw today!) Arrrggghhh!!! Coming back to the topic…off we went, was all smooth and bliss, until that moment. The cycle dude was moving along as though he is the mayor of the city, he goes right and then left, right and left. Oooh! I gave him a loud BWWWEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!! BWAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
We reached such a narrow road, and there comes a bus, and mind you the buses over ‘ere, move like a chicken with its head cut off, thinking its a 2-wheeler, they take it as though nothing else matters, although sometimes I wonder if its true. Anyways, coming back (again!!! ), I thought it would be pretty hard, but, it all went smooth and then all hell broke lose, stuck in a traffic jam, inch by inch, it killed me…(hmmm…always wanted to say that dialogs). I mean, inch by inch the traffic moved. Then we came to the bridge. And, YES! I could get the car up on half clutch…aaahhh!!! Thank God! Though that would be a tough one. No matter, we continued, and it went on and on and on.
And there she comes, the pretty girl. Put her at the junction, hell, put her anywhere, I will stop. No! no! no! This is not to talk about girls. Make another post for that. (Reminder to myself: make post on pretty girl )
Now, gotta say it, I love driving! Really makes me feel good. Pull down the windows and feel the wind hit your face. Ahhh!!! I’m lovin it!!! Well, cutting it short, we reached back, and he was happy with the way I drove. Well, from now on, the words, ‘practice makes perfect’ is what’s applicable. Hoping, its Happy Driving Days ahead.ciao!